Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Random Facts

1.When Disneyland opened in 1955 Tomorrowland represented a city from 1986.
2.The first word of text of the U.S. Constitution is 'We'.
3.45% of the Americans don't know that the sun is a star.
4.Fingerprinting was used in China as early as 700 A.D.
5.One and one-half acres of rainforest are lost every second.
6.Your skin weighs twice as much as your brain.
7.The Statue of Liberty weighs 225 tons.
8.July is named after Julius Caesar, and August after Augustus Caesar.
9."Erin go bragh" means "Ireland forever."
10.86% of Americans decorate their house for Halloween.

Random Facts

1.Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
2.Chameleons can move their eyes in two different directions at the same time.
3. Vikings used the skulls of their enemies as drinking vessels.
4. In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.
5. There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum).
6.When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.
7.Children grow faster in the springtime.
8.On average, there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds BigMac bun.
9 .7.5 million toothpicks can be created from a cord of wood.
10.The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

Random Riddles

1.It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening. What is it?


Man (or woman). Crawls on all fours as a baby, walks on two legs as an adult and uses two legs and a cane when they're old.


2.I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?


The letter e. End, timE, spacE, Every placE


3.I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, To live and breath on this terrestrial ball. What am I?


Tomorrow or the future


4.At night they come without being fetched. By day they are lost without being stolen. What are they?
The stars.
5.The one who makes it, sells it. The one who buys it, never uses it. The one that uses it never knows that he's using it. What is it?
A coffin.

The Other Stall

This could happen to you!

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
'Hi, how are you?'


I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom. I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, 'Doin' just fine!'

And the other person says:
'So what are you up to?'


What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
'Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here.'


At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question:
'Can I come over?'


Ok, this question is just too weird for me. I figured I could politely end the conversation. I say:
'No..........I'm a little busy right now!!!'


Then I hear the person say, nervously:
'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!'

The Wrong Number

 (Buldeep singh went to Colombo for official matter and called to his house over phone. Servant had taken the receiver)

Buldeep singh : Who is speaking? 
Servant : Servant Sir. 
Buldeep singh : Where is the Madam? 
Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom. 
Buldeep singh : What? I am her husband came to Colombo today.
Servant: What can I do now sir? 
Buldeep singh : Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line.

(After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...)

Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?
Buldeep singh : Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool 
Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir 
Buldeep singh : Whaaat...? No swimming pool? 
Servant: Yes Sir 
Buldeep singh:oops!Sorry, Wrong Number!!

GTA San Andreas Cheats

Police, Stats & Gangs

TURNUPTHEHEAT = Increase Wanted Level Two Stars
TURNDOWNTHEHEAT = Clear Wanted Level
BTCDBCB = Fat
BUFFMEUP = Max Muscle
KVGYZQK = Skinny
AEZAKMI = Never Wanted
BRINGITON = Six Star Wanted Level
WORSHIPME = Max Respect
HELLOLADIES = Max Sex Appeal
VKYPQCF = Max Stamina
PROFESSIONALKILLER = Hitman In All Weapon Stats
NATURALTALENT = Max All Vehicle Skill Stats

Spawning Objects

AIWPRTON = Spawn Rhino
OLDSPEEDDEMON = Spawn Bloodring Banger
JQNTDMH = Spawn Rancher
VROCKPOKEY = Spawn Racecar
VPJTQWV = Spawn Racecar
WHERESTHEFUNERAL = Spawn Romero
CELEBRITYSTATUS = Spawn Stretch
TRUEGRIME = Spawn Trashmaster
RZHSUEW = Spawn Caddy
JUMPJET = Spawn Hydra
KGGGDKP = Spawn Vortex Hovercraft
AIYPWZQP = Have Parachute
ROCKETMAN = Have Jetpack
OHDUDE = Spawn Hunter
FOURWHEELFUN = Spawn Quad
AMOMHRER = Spawn Tanker Truck
ITSALLBULL = Spawn Dozer
FLYINGTOSTUNT = Spawn Stunt Plane
MONSTERMASH = Spawn Monster


Gameplay


SPEEDITUP = Faster Gameplay
SLOWITDOWN = Slower Gameplay
AJLOJYQY = Peds Attack Each Other, Get Golf Club
BAGOWPG = Have a bounty on your head
FOOOXFT = Everyone is armed
GOODBYECRUELWORLD = Suicide
BLUESUEDESHOES = Elvis is Everywhere
BGLUAWML = Peds Attack You With Weapons, Rocket Launcher
LIFESABEACH= Beach Party
ONLYHOMIESALLOWED = Gang Members Everywhere
BIFBUZZ = Gangs Control the Streets
NINJATOWN = Ninja Theme
BEKKNQV = Slut Magnet
CJPHONEHOME = Huge Bunny Hop
KANGAROO = Mega Jump
STATEOFEMERGENCY = Riot Mode
CRAZYTOWN = Funhouse Theme
SJMAHPE = Recruit Anyone (9mm)
ROCKETMAYHEM = Recruit Anyone (Rockets)

GTA Vice City Cheats

Cheat Effect
THUGSTOOLS All ''light'' weapons
PROFESSIONALTOOLS All ''medium'' weapons
NUTTERTOOLS All ''heavy'' weapons
ASPIRINE Full Health
PRECIOUSPROTECTION Full Armor
ICANTTAKEITANYMORE Commit Suicide
YOUWONTTAKEMEALIVE Raise Wanted Level
LEAVEMEALONE Decrease Wanted Level
FANNYMAGNET Ladies Man, Women Follow You
CERTAINDEATH Makes you smoke a cigarette
DEEPFRIEDMARSBARS Makes Tommy fatter
PROGRAMMER Gives Tommy girly arms/legs
STILLLIKEDRESSINGUP Change Skin/Clothes
CHEATSHAVEBEENCRACKED Play as Ricardo Diaz
LOOKLIKELANCE Play as Lance Vance
MYSONISALAWYER Play as Ken Rosenberg
ILOOKLIKEHILARY Play as Hilary King
ROCKANDROLLMAN Play as Love Fist character (Jezz Torent)
WELOVEOURDICK Play as Love Fist character (Dick)
ONEARMEDBANDIT Play as Phil Cassidy
IDONTHAVETHEMONEYSONNY Play as Sonny Forelli
FOXYLITTLETHING Play as Mercedes
PANZER Spawn a Rhino
TRAVELINSTYLE Spawn a Bloodring Banger
GETTHEREQUICKLY Spawn a Bloodring Banger #2
GETTHEREFAST Spawn a Sabre Turbo
GETTHEREVERYFASTINDEED Spawn a Hotring Racer
GETTHEREAMAZINGLYFAST Spawn a Hotring Racer #2
THELASTRIDE Spawn a Romero's Hearse
ROCKANDROLLCAR Spawn Love Fist's Limo
RUBBISHCAR Spawn a Trashmaster
BETTERTHANWALKING Spawn a Caddie
BIGBANG Blow up nearby cars
MIAMITRAFFIC Aggressive Drivers
AHAIRDRESSERSCAR All cars are pink
IWANTITPAINTEDBLACK All cars are black
COMEFLYWITHME Cars can fly
GRIPISEVERYTHING Perfect Handling
GREENLIGHT All traffic lights are green
SEAWAYS Cars can drive/hover over water
WHEELSAREALLINEED Only the wheels of a car are visible
LOADSOFLITTLETHINGS Sportscars have big wheels
ALOVELYDAY Sunny/Clear Weather
APLEASANTDAY Light Clouds
ABITDRIEG Dense Clouds
CANTSEEATHING Foggy Weather
CATSANDDOGS Stormy Weather
LIFEISPASSINGMEBY Speed up game clock
ONSPEED Makes everything faster
BOOOOOORING Makes everything slower
FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT Peds Riot
NOBODYLIKESME Peds Hate You
OURGODGIVENRIGHTTOBEARARMS Peds Carry Guns
CHICKSWITHGUNS Girls Carry Guns
CHASESTAT Shows Media Level (when 2+ stars)
AIRSHIP Fast boats can fly for short periods of time